Come To The Darkside, We Have Cookies

28 08 2009

With Halloween candy starting to fill the seasonal aisles at my local grocery store, I can’t help but start thinking of Halloween. This (along with the new Final Destination movie previews) gets me thinking about the Grim Reaper, which is ofcourse, Death. The thought of death leads me to the Death Star, which leads me to Star Wars, which inevitably leads me to the Dark Side.

Ok maybe that was a stretch, but I needed a good lead-in to start talking about these Come To The Darkside, We Have Cookies t-shirts. And really, these shirts would make funny Halloween party costumes. You know, if you’re too lazy to buy an actual Halloween costume.

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Come to the Dark Side t-shirt shirt
Come to the Dark Side t-shirt by tshirtfun

Dark Side! shirt
Dark Side! by nikkiastic

Funny Darkside Cookies Gifts shirt
Funny Darkside Cookies Gifts by thepixelgarden


50th Birthday Gag Gift T Shirts

19 08 2009

Getting to celebrate a milestone 50th birthday for a special man or woman? Make him or her laugh with these funny birthday gifts for someone turning 50 years old!

There are classy designs like the tee shirt with a pink butterfly that says ’50 and Fabulous!’, as well as joke t shirts such as the one that says ‘Damn, I make 50 look good!’. These cute and hilarious birthday gifts are perfect for over the hill party celebrations!

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50 Yr Old Gag Gift shirt
50 Yr Old Gag Gift by birthdaygifts

Celebrating 50 Years Of Me shirt
Celebrating 50 Years Of Me by birthdaygifts

50th Birthday Gag Gifts shirt
50th Birthday Gag Gifts by birthdaygifts

50th Birthday Gag Gift shirt
50th Birthday Gag Gift by birthdaygifts

50 And Fabulous Birthday shirt
50 And Fabulous Birthday by birthdaygifts

Funny Cat And Lolcat T Shirts

18 08 2009

Like most of humanity, my heart melts at the sight of a cute cat picture. Therefore, like many other bored and easily-amused web surfers, I am eternally entertained with lolcats. Babies are cute, cats are cute… combining the two is just pure genius!

So it’s only natural that I should come up with a few funny cat t shirt designs. If you’re looking for lulz from internet humor shirts then have a look at these!

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Funny Monday Cat Gift shirt
Funny Monday Cat Gift by thepixelgarden

Funny Lolcats Gift shirt
Funny Lolcats Gift by thepixelgarden

Funny Lolcats Gift shirt
Funny Lolcats Gift by thepixelgarden

Cute Lolcats Humor shirt
Cute Lolcats Humor by thepixelgarden

Funny Lolcats Caption shirt
Funny Lolcats Caption by thepixelgarden

O Hai Lolcats Humor shirt
O Hai Lolcats Humor by thepixelgarden

Mu-Tant Cow Pi T-Shirt

4 02 2008

Say hello to the infamous Mu-Tant Cow Pi! He’s shaped like the mathematical pi symbol, with black and white spots and a large cow head that speaks the mu symbol. Thanks to Jane Jett’s Online Store, your day just got a whole lot more surreal.

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mu-tant cow pi shirt
mu-tant cow pi by janemariejett

Yin Yang Snow Man

2 02 2008

When I woke up today, the first thing I did was hop out of bed and open the blinds to see if it had snowed again last night. To my delight, a shallow but solid layer of snow had fallen in the night. This put me in the mood to find a t-shirt design with a winter theme. Fortunately, The Aum Shop is ready to deliver. They’ve got a really cool triple Yin Yang symbol stacked up to form a snowman, along with two sticks for arms. This design is made with a nice, bright blue color.

Yin Yang Snow Man

Tech Support Motto

1 02 2008

So I came across a couple of funny internet humor shirts about tech support.

Ok, you know how there are always two sides to every story? You may not realize it, but usually the people on both ends of a tech support call are confused, frustrated and generally miserable.

No matter whether which side you are on, I have found the perfect funny tech support t shirt for you to show how you feel. The first computer humor shirt shows a skeleton who has obviously been put on hold and has been waiting forever, while the second gives the tech support agent a sarcastic attitude with the phrase ‘Thank you for holding while I mute you and curse at your stupidity’.

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Tech support! shirt
Tech support! by Anotherfort

Tech Support shirt
Tech Support by TheComputerNews

I’m Making Cancer My Bitch

30 01 2008

This next t-shirt has personal significance for me. My girlfriend and I started off in California, but wee moved up here to Idaho so that she could be closer to her mom. See, her mom has cancer.

Due to some uncontrollable complications my girlfriend has never had the opportunity to live close to her mom. So she is making it a point to spend as much time as she can now with her. Her mom’s cancer is unfortunately in the late stages. Though she tries to downplay how bad it is to save her family’s feelings, we’re pretty sure that it’s stage four. She needs to go to the hospital for fluids quite often, and her arm needs to be massaged almost everyday because of how hard it is getting. Her breasts are literally as hard as rocks, but they won’t do surgery because of how far the cancer has advanced; the wounds would be unable to heal if they did do surgery.

So when I came across this next t-shirt by Chucklenut Shirts, I felt very grateful that someone would take such a serious subject matter and make it funny in good taste. I showed it to my girlfriend and she really appreciated it. It’s a very retro t-shirt design, with a clipart-style picture of a lady saying “I’m making cancer my bitch!”

Making cancer my bitch